You have just discovered the headquarters of the

Zipangu Radical Discordianist Freedom Fries.


If you value your sanity and well-being you better:

  • Drip some holy water over your mouse.
  • Do not talk to anyone about finding this site, do not even mention having ever heard of it.
  • Transfer SFr. 150,000 to our Swiss bank account, preferably in used banknotes.
  • Promise solemnly to become a better person
  • Do not pass go, do not collect $200

Should you have any further problems with this URL, we are sorry to inform you that it is too late now to pull back – our henchman are already coming up your stairwell. Fleeing is futile, WE WILL GET YOU. MUAHUAHUAHUAHAHAhahahahaahaaaa!