You have just discovered the headquarters of the
Zipangu Radical Discordianist Freedom Fries.
If you value your sanity and well-being you better:
- Drip some holy water over your mouse.
- Do not talk to anyone about finding this site, do not even mention having ever heard of it.
- Transfer SFr. 150,000 to our Swiss bank account, preferably in used banknotes.
- Promise solemnly to become a better person
- Do not pass go, do not collect $200
Should you have any further problems with this URL, we are sorry to inform you that it is too late now to pull back – our henchman are already coming up your stairwell. Fleeing is futile, WE WILL GET YOU. MUAHUAHUAHUAHAHAhahahahaahaaaa!